angry gay pope logo
PLACES
GOLD BASE
TWIN PEAKS
PASADENA
CCHR
BIG BLUE
HOLLYWOOD BLVD.
PEOPLE
CULTISTS
SUPPORTERS
PROTESTERS
KENDRICK MOXON
NEWS
2015  2014
2013  2012
2011  2010
2009  2008
MEDIA
VIDEOS
IMAGES
DOCUMENTS
MUSIC
ABOUT
THE CULT
MYSELF
LINKS
EMAIL
HOME



youtube logo

donate to angry gay pope
FAILED SO-CAL SCIENTOLOGY MISSIONS
The Tech Can't Fail - You Failed the Tech
"PHANTOM" ORGS AND MISSIONS
Bankrupt Inglewood missionAlthough they appear in the Scientology Church Locator these locations are dead.  Phone calls are answered with endless ringing, disconnection notices or busy signals.  Inglewood, Temecula, West Valley/Chatsworth, Santa Monica.  Of course, "Once an org always an org."  Even if a location is defunct it is still listed on the cult website. That makes the organization look bigger than it actually is.  Just like youtube continues to include banned videos in its searches.  How many times have you looked for a video there and clicked on it only to be told that the video had been deleted?  "Where's the beef?"  Not in Inglewood.

Scientologist Julie McKernan with hunky fireman
Scientologist Julie McKernan unloads unsold merchandise on the handsomest fireman she could find
Click to see grand opening
GRAND OPENING

SANTA MONICA MISSION
2716 Wilshire Blvd. Santa Monica, CA  (310) 460-2342 - 3,900 square feet
santamonica@scientology.net
www.scientology-santamonica.org
Exec Director Vikki Walker explains why her business plan can't fail
BANKRUPT MISSION GALLERY
Scientology's Santa Monica Mission is no more.  It started out with high hopes in 2006 when the Chamber of Commerce presided over the grand opening shown at right.  Now it's just another empty shell on Wilshire Boulevard.  Mission Holder Rohn Walker and Executive Director Vickie Walker probably didn't make their money back and had to fire Jason the professional Dianetics auditor and even Ariana. Cultists living on the west side will have to travel farther to have their Body Thetans un-mockedup.  What a sham. I mean, shame.

A pity it had to close now when, according to their blog, they were having real Auditing successes with case gains across the board.  A person named only "J.F." relates "Initially I recalled an incident from age four with both my parents. I then was able to trace the same experience back to the womb. I now connect with my mother and understand more about my sadness relating to her and even the roots of my skin disorder."  Wow, now thats auditing!

How could this endeavor have failed when Hubbard tech clearly gives you the tools for success?  Therefore it can't be the tech's fault. It must have been Rohn and Vickie who failed. And if they can't run their own lives successfully how can they teach others to run theirs? Rohn & Vikki still own the rights to the Sacramento-area Mission and a consulting firm called International Executive Technology.  Hopefully with the help of those ventures they can still "turn it around."

Santa Monica Scientology Mission ClosedCHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY, CAPITOL MISSION
Entity Number: C1659809
Date Filed: 03/08/1990
Status: ACTIVE
Jurisdiction: CALIFORNIA
Agent for Service of Process: ROHN WALKER
Agent Address: 9915 FAIR OAKS BLVD STE A
Agent City, State, Zip: FAIR OAKS CA 95628
logo santa monica mssionMORE THERAPY SUCCESSES FROM THEIR BLOG:  "My session was really amazing. As Jen took me in, I went to an early injury (2 or 3 years old), as I recalled it I knew that there was something more. She asked for an earlier and I immediately felt pressure on the top of my head. I recalled total darkness and tightness and tingling strong pressure on my head. There was brightness but I could not see and the voice of my mother was present and other male voices. I realized that I experienced my birth! Awesome - Thank you."  J.J.

Julie McKernan"I have been steadily working on my Basics and I really look forward to every course period. Recently, I even had the fun of having my 9 year old son and his twin complete their Children's Communication Course! Vikki and Ariana worked right alongside me to make sure that the kids had wins and got through their drills with higher and higher gradients. They were both so excited and had a real sense of accomplishment when they finished!" - JULIE MCKERNAN

SCIENTOLOGY MELROSE CLOSES IT'S DOORS
melrose 12/06/2011 - Greetings Christmas readers I bring thee glad tidings of a Scientology sort.  I am glad to report that the Scientology Melrose Mission at 6710 Melrose is no more.  It was built a few years ago to replace the previous Melrose Mission across from Fairfax Senior High School.  I enturbulated at this second location sometimes even though I didn't make videos about it. But Kendrick Moxon noticed and brought this mission up in deposition.

Protester Happy Smurf surmised that this mission might have been paid for by a celebrity.  If so they got snookered because I spend a lot of time in the area and rarely saw anybody in the front.  I'm sure the person who took on this franchise was promised gobs of customers would come in. They didn't.
 
About a  year ago they posted a permit saying they were installing a sauna.  For the Purification Rundown no doubt.  This added expense resulted in no extra income.  But cult leader David Miscavige got his cut of the licensing fees for sharing L. Ron Hubbard Tech with the mission. Even if this small churchlet had succeeded then all it's customers would get siphoned off to the much larger LA Ideal Org anyway.  That superchurch is pretty close and offers more advanced services than the Melrose Mission could ever hope to provide. 

The whole idea was stupid to begin with. Why open a mission near the same neighborhood where Scientology's global organization is located?  Who would ever go there even IF Scientology worked. And that's a big if.  Fortunately their failure is not David Miscavige's.

scientology mission melrose bankrupt scientology melrose That's the gimmick.  This Mission was not owned by Scientology and so the mother church doesn't lose money when it bleeds red ink.  Just like McDonald's doesn't go bankrupt when it's franchisees fail.  In fact, Scientology gained money from licensing LRH tech to the mission.  Just like it made money off the failed Santa Monica Mission which went belly up in 2010. 

When I called the number on their website I got forwarded to 818-995-3460.  That is a San Fernando Valley number, not Melrose.  A woman answered and told me that everyone had moved to Sherman Oaks.  The mission had closed because the "mission holder moved to Clearwater to open a mission in Florida."

That is another stupid idea.  Why open a small mission in the same area that is considered Scientology's Mecca and offers every Scientoogy service imaginable under one roof?  Let's hope somebody waste's a lot of money on that.  For there is no better Christmas present than a failed Scientology mission.  Praise Xenu.
MORE ON THESE MORONS



BEVERLY HILLS MISSION FAILS - OUT OF BUSINESS
scientology beverly hills mission entranceMAY 2013:  Shown at left is the Scientology Beverly Hills Mission in happier times. Happier meaning "they existed."  I walked past them in May 2013 and the place has gone under just as I predicted.  As of two years ago they didn't even have a web page. What organization doesn't have a web page? One year ago vandals kept defacing their sign and it looked miserable.

Like almost all Scientology Missions the place was on life support. But even though it failed the mother church still makes money off of it through their licensing deals.  Scientologists are instructed to take their business to the Sherman Oaks Mission at 13517 Ventura Boulevard (818) 995-3460.  Their answering machine calls the mission the "Mission of Sherman Oaks and Beverly Hills."  How it can be the Beverly Hills Mission while not being in Beverly Hills is a mystery only Dianetics can explain. 

In review:  Santa Monica Mission failed, Melrose Mission failed, Beverly Hills Mission failed.  New westside mission coming "real soon now."  Check out the video below for glimpse back at the good old days when I infiltrated them.

BEVERLY HILLS MISSION
9885 Charleville Boulevard
Beverly Hills, CA 90212-1638br
(310) 226-2464
NO WEBSITE


beverly hills mission abandonedbeverly hills mission abandonedbeverly hills mission abandoned
ANGRY GAY POPE INFILITRATES MISSION BEVERLY HILLS